Wine vs cocktails, Is wine the winner ? of course!
These days cocktails are all the rage. Versatile, crafty bartenders around town toying with infusions, herbs, oak treatments. I have much respect for them and their craft, but at the same time, I really can't say I enjoy cocktails more than wine.
Maybe over the years I've become used to wine and frankly, spirits will never change. Boooring. A vodka is a vodka today and in a hundred years (barring any lead leaching from the bottle). Sure there will be new brands and labels and etc, but a spirit has the only advantage of not changing over time.
What is more interesting, a cocktail that can be replicated over and over or a bottle of wine that can only happen on year from one region? Id rather meet one Leonardo da Vinci than 100 Justin Biebers. Im sure he is a nice kid and all, but wont have much to offer at the dinner table. Same for cocktails.
Plus, spirits tend to make me belligerent (in a poltergeist kinda way). I contend that there is something very factual of how your body handles the absorption of wine vs spirits that is very distinctive. Lets say you had the same amount of alcohol per volume. A buzz of wine is a mellower affair over martinis, as anyone who has tried can testify to. Why is that? It couldnt be just the alcohol. There are other factors at play that we have just starting to understand.
Even a biggest irk: some craft makers that take 20 minutes to make a drink. People, seriously, we are not saving lives here!. A drink is meant to be a beverage of pleasure and I dare anyone to tell blind if the drink was poured out of a jug or crafted one ice cube at a time. Doesnt make sense from a restaurant owner point of view, or a barkeeper in a busy spot either.
I predict that cocktails will fade away again. The rise of interesting wines of obscure regions is inevitable. And when that time comes, people wont ask for a glass of white, but instead reach into the void and take a chance.
In the debate of cocktails vs wine, I propose you try at at home responsibly. Science is an endless pursuit that anyone can take part in. I encourage you participate in this worthy endeavour, in moderation, of course.
Adrian Marquez
Sommelier, Anthropologist.